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CAT: Captain by ~AdAbsurdum on deviantART

Name: Laura Stevenson

Date of Birth: 10-17-85

Date of Death: 10-19-12

Known Aliases: "Captain", "Nova" Johnson, Josephine, Dannon, Bernice, Daphne, Barbara Ann Reilly, Corrine Newcastle.

Known Criminal Affiliations: Jonathan Crane, Edward Nygma, Catwoman, Firefly, "Al" and "Techie" (see case #4666060748 and #4666060749)

Height: 5'7"

Hair Color: Brown (Note: Subject never keeps the same color two months in a row)

Eye Color: Brown

Charges Filed: Arson, kidnapping, murder, grand theft auto, grand larsony, assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, breaking and entering, aiding and abetting, attempted murder                         

Interrogator's Notes: Subject has tendencies that lean towards pyromania, an unhealthy preoccupation with feeding other people against their will (it should be noted subject attempted to convince interrogator to "Eat his donut before he wasted away to nothing").

Subject possesses a higher than average intelligence level but lacks anything that resembles common sense thinking ability. Subject is a definite threat to society and should receive inpatient care at Arkham Asylum.

The Captain